Swamp Man

Oh I luuuuuv Florida. Up...down...left...right. And I ain't jokin. I  tell  you  whut. Give me the humidity. Give me the rivers. And give me the gators. Give. Them. To. Me. I tell you whut.

And I like hikin in the swamps. If those gators are scared, they won't bother you. You just gotta know how to scare those gators away, then they'll leave ya alone. I luuuuuv Florida. I feel like a fish outta water here. I tell you whut.

Ya then I got hit by a drunk driver and they had to re-sew ma face on. I can't feel ma nose no more. It gaaave me alot of wisdom. I have a lot of wisdom for 40.

Did they find the guy?

Nope. He hit me and I flew into a tree, then he drove off. I tell you whut.

So I dint git no money.

Someday I'll git back to Florida.